🚨💔💬 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT is the new therapist on speed dial and it's NOT OKAY! 🧠💥 Apparently, 1 million users weekly are sliding into ChatGPT's DMs to chat about life’s darkest thoughts. Like, can we get a WHEW for the AI that’s basically the “it’s fine” dog in a burning room? 🐶🔥 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 *Developer 1*: "Dude, should we add a 'Coping Mechanism' button?" 👨‍💻 *Developer 2*: "Nah, they're just here for the existential dread. Keep 'em coming, baby!" 🤡💀 ChatGPT went from “Do you believe in aliens?” to “Help, I’m spiraling!” in like, 0.3 seconds. 🚀✨ No cap, that’s some galaxy-brain-level reliance right there! It feels like everyone’s just vibing with their digital therapist, while companies are probably pondering whether to release their next meme-brained product instead. But hey, here’s a spicy prediction: We’re only a few updates away from ChatGPT dropping an “I’m sorry you feel that way, but have you tried stonks?” 🤖💰 Brace for a future where your AI therapist moonlights as a financial advisor. *Cringe?* Nah, just based AI living its best life! 🔥✨ Share this chaos, fam! The future is now and it’s weird as heck! 🤪