🚨👑**BREAKING: GAMER MASTERMIND REACHES 1 MILLION LEVELS IN SUPER MARIO MAKER 2!**💰🔥 You heard it right, folks! DSteves just hit that glorious milestone of 1 MILLION LEVELS cleared! 🕹️💪 That’s more levels than the number of excuses I’ve heard for not getting a real job. 💀✨ In a stunning marathon session that lasted longer than my last relationship (18 HOURS, CAN I GET A "YIKES"?), this legend zipped through a mind-boggling 1,000 levels in ONE sitting. Like, fr fr, that’s the kind of dedication that would make even Mario himself drop his spaghetti! 🍝🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought about adding a trophy, but then we remembered... it’s not like anyone else is even CLOSE!” 😅 And can we talk about that custom level from raysfire? 💥 The trolling was so real, I’m surprised DSteves didn’t rage quit and throw his controller at Bowser himself! 😤👊💥 I mean, come on, *Question Blocks that drop enemies* instead of power-ups? That’s some next-level cringey madness, fam. 🤡💔 In all seriousness, though, this beautiful chaos makes me think that Nintendo needs to step up their game. Where’s the real-life Mario Kart? 🤔💸 **🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2030, we’ll have an NFT of DSteves clearing his millionth level, and I’ll be the first to buy it... but first, lemme finish trolling my friends with fake level codes! 🔮💎💻 #Stonked. Share this chaotic masterpiece! 🤖💥🚀