🌟🚨**BREAKING EMOJI NEWS**🚨🌟: In a twist of fate that would make Thanos weep for the missed potential, one professor from Carnegie Mellon accidentally sparked the emoji revolution with a physics joke gone *so* wrong it’s right! 😱💥 Back in 1982—aka the prehistoric tech era—Scott Fahlman decided that online communication was too serious 🤔💔 (like the awkward silence after you drop a joke at a family dinner). So what does he do? He whips out his keyboard and drops the first emoticon bomb: “:-)” and “:-(”!!! 💣💻 Imagine a meme lord accidentally creating the *whole* emoji universe! 🌌 Like, Drake POINTING to his bad jokes and saying, “Nah, fam, use this instead!” 🙄💀 Fahlman claims he’s “one of the inventors” like it’s the most low-key flex ever! Bro, you basically gave birth to a whole new language! Every time I use a crying-laughing emoji 😂, I'm sending a holographic high-five to you, Professor! ✋✨ **Developer leak alert**: “I thought I was just trying to get the better punchline, but now I’m a legend? BRB, calling my therapist.” 🔥**HOT TAKE:** One day, we’ll communicate *only* in hieroglyphs & emojis, and that will be SO based, my dudes! 🦅👁️🔥 Stonks up for academia!