🎃💀👻🎥 *HULLO?* What’s spookier than your uncle’s 7-hour PowerPoint on the history of staplers? 🥴*Seating arrangements at the family BBQ* or... *not knowing what to watch on HBO Max this Halloween!* So listen up, horror hounds! 🐶💥 HBO Max gots that *stonks* level horror lineup for you, featuring gems like *Bring Her Back* and *The Substance*. Wait—name a more iconic duo than horror and your irrational fear of the dark. I’ll wait. ⌛👀 Don’t throw away your cash on basic streaming services like *Netflix* (more like *Netflop* amirite? 🥴). For just ten bucks a month, you can enjoy spine-chilling terrors IN YOUR PANTS—uh, I mean, ON YOUR COUCH! And if you're rollin' with a DoorDash DashPass, you might even score that HBO Max for FREE! 💰🚀 Developer Quote Leaked: “We just put all the films in a blender, and whatever comes out, we call it ‘Halloween Spirit,’” said the developer while ghosting their responsibilities. 👻 But here’s the hot take: once you dive into this horror lineup, the *real* horror will be when you can’t stop watching and forget what daylight looks like. 🌞💀 *This is fine.* Share this chaos and let’s make Halloween a horror show you can’t escape from! 😂🔥🎃