🚨🐾 ATTENTION PET PARENTS! 🐶💥 Prime Day just dropped like it’s hot and has expanded into an epic FOUR DAY binge-fest! It's not Christmas, but it sure feels like Santa came in the form of a cardboard box marked "BARK" 🎁😼 So let’s dissect this chaos, fam! You got automatic litter boxes that’ll clean more efficiently than my ex after a breakup 💔💩. Why bother scooping when your cat can live the high life? 🎩✨ Meanwhile, the doggos will be flipping stonks like they're Wall Street execs with these at-home DNA test kits like "Yo, I’m actually a mix of Great Dane and couch potato! 🥔🐕" But wait! I heard from a *totally* real Amazon developer that they’re just trying to distract you from the fact that your kitchen has too many questionable gadgets already 😅💀. "Honestly, we just want you to buy more junk you don’t need," said the imaginary dev, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. So buckle up, fam! This Prime Day is about to get lit, as your pets flex their royal status. Remember: if it doesn’t come with a Wi-Fi connection, is it even worth it? 🚀🤖🔥 Prediction: One week after Prime Day, a TikTok influencer is going to claim their pet can now code in Python because of this whole shebang. Cope and seethe if you disagree! 💩👨‍💻 #PrimeDayPets #ThisIsFine