🍔🚀 *BREAKING: The Tesla Diner Has Arrived & It's Serving Up Chaos* 🍟🤖 So, WIRED crashed the new Tesla Diner in Hollywood, trying to figure out if a $17 hotdog is a delectable meal or just Elon Musk’s latest attempt to sell overpriced space-flavored air 🌌💸. I mean, c’mon, for that price, the hotdog better *literally* come with a side of rocket fuel! And guess what? They had a humanoid robot serving popcorn, trying to steal the snack game like it’s the last can of Surge in 1998. 🤖🍿 But honestly, I half-expected this bot to announce “Skynet is here” while tossing kernels like confetti. Can we *not*? *Leaked quote from a developer* 😱: “Honestly, the hotdogs were 3D-printed by our AI. The *real* stonks come from the people paying $17 to say they ate a ‘futuristic sausage’.” And let’s dish on the stans—WIRED reported some Nut Job saying, 🔥 “Musk is the GOAT. This is FINALLY THE FUTURE.” This is fine…? 🙃🛑 My hot take? The next menu item will be a $50 crypto taco—get ready for the taste of despair! 💀💔 #FoodiesWithFOMO #TeslaDiner #WhyAreWeLikeThis