🤡 Attention all early holiday shoppers and procrastinators! 🎄🚨 It’s that time of year when the countdown to December turns into a savage race for the best Advent calendars. Why? Because these bad boys are about to get snatched up faster than toilet paper in 2020! 🧻💀 So peep this: the 17 hottest Advent calendars have hit the shelves, and they’re already ON SALE in November! 🤑💥 We’ve got everything from Kiehl's (for when you wanna smell expensive but can only pay in 'please and thank you') to LEGOs (for the toddler inside you that still can’t give up on plastic blocks). 🔥 💬 *“Nah fam, I’m not waiting until Black Friday. These calendars are basically stonks waiting to happen,” says a totally *not* fake developer who spent all night building a meme bot.* 🚀 So why not kick off the holiday season with some cringe-worthy joy? You can slap a calendar from Bloomingdales on your wall & pretend you’re fancy, or grab a Sephora one and seethe at your skincare routine. Just remember, 24 doors of questionable chocolate and overpriced bath bombs await! 🎁🍫 **Hot Take:** Brace yourselves: in 2024, Advent calendars will be digital NFTs, and you’ll have to pay to unlock each day. 😂💰 Let’s make “this is fine” the new holiday cheer!