🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI INVADES SMALL BUSINESSES, AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEARING PANTS! 🤖💰💀 So, there’s this 16-year-old company (yep, the tech equivalent of a teenager that’s somehow still doing their math homework) that’s like, “Yo, small businesses, why don’t you hop on this AI train? 🚂💨 We promise it’s not a bubble...yet! 👀” Small biz owners be like: "Do I really need a robot to help me sell more cupcakes? 🍰🤔" Uh, yes, Susan, yes you do! The only way to cope with the existential dread of being an underpaid barista is by having a $2000 AI assistant that can't even make coffee. This is fine. 🔥😂 Leaked convo from the "big CEO": “Listen, if we can make these small businesses save money on seasonal staff with AI, we can retire to the Bahamas with our yacht money. Stonks 💸🚀” So if you’re still trying to figure out whether AI is hype or hope? You’re living in 2024 already, fam! 🤯🤡 No cap, this is the future. But fr fr, brace yourself for AIs that are so smart they'll start sending out passive-aggressive emails when you forget to reply. Hot take 🔥: In 5 years, your local bakery's gonna be run by an AI named 'BREADSON 9000' who asks for a raise every week. Y’all better watch out! 🏖️👾💥 #AIdisruption #GetOnBoardOrGetLeftBehind Share this and help your small biz buds avoid the cringe of being outdated! Let's go! 🙌💥