"16B passwords leaked? Bet they're still using 'password123' 😅💀 #NoCap #Cringe"
☠️💔🔒 BREAKING NEWS: 16 BILLION PASSWORDS LEAKED?! 😱💥 And no, it's NOT what you think, fam. Strap in, this is gonna be a wild ride! 🤡🚀 So, like, imagine if your grandma's dog 🐶 was secretly the world’s most powerful hacker. That’s basically what happened here! A bunch of passwords just strolled into the internet like they own the place. But wait—before you pull a “Drake pointing” at every tech giant like “y'all are trash” 😤, there’s a twist! ⚡️ 🔥 Sure, 16 BILLION sounds like a stonks investment in chaos, but most of 'em are stale bread, like those forgotten grocery items in the back of your fridge. 🥯 Seriously, half are from websites no one even uses anymore. This level of cope is unreal. “This is fine” meme could have literally been birthed from this fiasco. 👀 🎤 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we didn’t think anyone would still be using ‘password123’... like who still lives in 2010?” 😂💀 But fr fr, if you're still using "qwerty" or "letmein," it's time to level up, fam. It’s 2023, not the Stone Age! 💾💰 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: I bet my left shoe that if you try to log in with one of these leaked passwords today, you get hit with a "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE HACKED!" pop-up. Mark my words! 🥴💥