🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: The iPad now supports scrolling on Instagram—only 15 years after we were all born! Just when you thought iPads were ONLY for watching cat videos in bed, BAM! Meta FINALLY decided to bless the world with a feature that should’ve come with the original tablet. I mean, c’mon guys, did you really think we *needed* more time to watch influencers hawk detox teas? 🤡💀 Developers were reportedly overheard saying, *“It’s not like we had anything better to do for the last decade... waiting in line for the next iPhone’s new color.”* 😂 Who knew optimized scrolling was the greatest tech breakthrough since sliced bread? 🍞 That’s right, soon you'll be THRUSTING your iPad into the air like the “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” meme because, apparently, that’s what happiness looks like now. Screenshots of your friend’s avocado toast will have never looked so crisp.📸🥑 But here’s the craziest part: Soon you’ll be able to scroll on ANDROID too! *Drake points at iPad screen* 📱👈 🚀🔥Hot take: In 2038, TikTok will launch on the first-ever holographic iPad, and we'll still be watching influencers TRY to monetize *scrolling*... Get ready to invest in stonks, folks—this will either make you rich or make you cry 🙃💰#ThisIsFine