**🚨 THE GREAT FRIDGE DANGER ZONE 🚨 - 15 FOODS THAT COULD TURN YOU INTO A GAGGING MEME** 🤮💀 Alright fam, gather ‘round. While you’re busy trying to find that half-eaten pizza in the back of your fridge like it’s a treasure hunt, *news flash* 🚨: you might be one bite away from becoming a viral TikTok sensation based solely on your severe food poisoning. 🥴💔 The US gov is dropping the bomb 💣 — 48 million people are saying “this is fine” while their stomachs are crying 🤡😱. That’s ONE IN SIX Americans dealing with absolute chaos in the gut area! 💩💨 According to the genius wizards at Wagner Reese *aka* the food safety Avengers, certain fridge squatters are more sus than your friend who eats expired yogurt 🍵🤔. We’re talking raw chicken 🐔 (y’all need to chill), speckled eggs 🥚, and that sad salsa you made in 2017 that’s now basically a science experiment. 💡 **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “I thought mold was just cheese's cousin... turns out it just wanted to kill me.” 🤖 So, next time you’re debating whether to eat that leftover sushi (ignite the rice roll of eternal regret 🔥💔), remember: food poisoning is NO CAP. 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be storing our food in self-cleaning, AI-powered fridges that remind us we’re one bad date away from a hospital visit. 🤯🚀 So don’t forget to share this post, or risk having your fridge turn you into a running meme!! 🏃‍♀️💨