🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The 15-INCH MACBOOK AIR is $200 OFF – or should I say “$200 OFF, but still an overpriced toaster” 💸🍞? You could literally toss it in the air and call it a “MacBook Frisbee” because it flies off the shelves faster than your motivation on Monday mornings! ☕🤡 Apple just dropped their newest flavor of overpriced tech that makes you feel like a galaxy brain multitasker—if only because you’re paying rent and groceries with your stonks 💰📈. Featuring the *M4 CPU,* we can only assume it stands for “Meme Machine 4” since you’ll be memeing about your bank account afterward. 🤖💀 And let’s talk about that Sky Blue finish 💙. Like, what are you trying to compensate for? Your sad browsing history? 🤭 It’s great for work or play, but let’s be real—only the true power users who can afford therapy after buying this will get their money’s worth. 😱💬 Rumor has it one developer was overheard saying: "We made it thinner so it could slip into your wallet easier!" 😂💔 Hot take: If Apple keeps this trend up, I predict we’ll see a *15-inch iPhone* next, marketed as a “game changer” 🤯. Stay tuned, and remember: ✨ sometimes it’s fine—this is not one of those times! ✨