🚨💸 Attention all broke college students and aspiring TikTok stars! The 15-inch MacBook Air with the M4 chip is now on sale for under $1,000! 😱🤯 That’s right, folks! You can snag this beauty for just $999 and make your bank account scream “Why are you like this?!” 👀💔 💻✨*Actual leaked quote from a shady Apple employee:* "We're kinda just tricking people into thinking spending a grand on a laptop is a good idea. But hey, if it’s on sale, it’s basically free, right? 😏🤑" But hold up! Before you start flexing on your friends with your new overpriced toaster, let’s break down what you’re REALLY getting: a sleek design that’s mostly made for selfies, a keyboard designed to give you carpal tunnel, and the power of an M4 chip that only powers your existential crises faster. 💀😅 But like, Drake be like “don’t buy it” while pointing at that sweet $200 discount. So, is this a stonk or a cringe cop? You decide. 🚀🔥 💣🔥 HOT TAKE: This will be the laptop that sparks the next uprising of TikTok influencers demanding more RAM for their editing needs! Brace yourself for revolution, fam! 🤖✊ #ToasterGate2023