🚨🍚💩 BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE! Search data has revealed the 15 foods that are basically the Russian roulette of your dinner plate! 🥴🎰 Ever looked at that sad leftover rice and thought, "Is this gonna make me do the cha-cha on the bathroom floor?" 💃🏻👀 Yeah, me too! Here’s the juicy deets, but first: **💡 Developer Quote Leak:** "Honestly, we should just ban all leftovers. Who wants to gamble with last week's spaghetti, anyway?" - Some Intern With Trauma 🤡 🔥 So, here are your top culprits for foodborne illness, bringing you closer to a visit from Mr. Gastroenteritis! Here's your *not-so* comprehensive list of "Eat at Your Own Risk" foods: 1. Raw Cookie Dough - No cap, you're a savage for risking that salmonella. 2. Leftover Rice - The silent killer. It’s basically a time bomb of bacteria. 💣💔 3. Under-cooked Chicken - “Flintstones, meet the Flintstones” — but please don’t bring the food poisoning version! Drake's pointing: “Not this food. 🙅‍♂️” We’re just trying to vibe and *not* end up on the porcelain throne doing a rendition of 'The Exorcist'. 🎤💀 **Hot take:** In 2024, leftover food will be so dangerous they’ll start issuing warning labels like “SURVIVE THIS MEAL OR ELSE!” 🚑🔥 So, who's joining me for a slushie and extra ice on that raw cookie dough? 🤖🍷 #LifeChoices #ThisIsFine SMASH that share button like you’re smashing that questionable burrito and let’s spread the chaos! 🤯💥