π¨π 15 bucks for an Echo Auto?! That's a steal, no cap! π€ π Tell Alexa to buy snacks while you flex ππ₯
π¨ππ₯ BREAKING MEME-CHARGED NEWS FOR ALL CAR-DEDICATED ZOMBIES: Amazon just dropped the price of their Echo Auto to the price of a candy bar: $14.99 π¬ β down from the ludicrous $54.99! (Like, who are they kidding? π€‘) π° Thatβs a LEGENDARY 73% discount, fam! Stonks going to the MOON! π Just imagine jamming to your favorite bangers while your car is judging your playlist choices like "Bruh... again?" π³π Imagine telling your car to βplay Despacitoβ and it just looks at you like: βπ You really did that?!β ππ₯ And hereβs a hot GOSSIP leak from some *totally-not-made-up* Amazon developer: π£οΈ βWe realized people will buy anything for cheap, even that plastic box that yells at you.β You best believe this is the beginning of an automotive revolution... But also like, are we ready to have conversations with our cars? Is Skynet coming for us in 2023? ππ€ In conclusion: get your cringe-worthy echo chamber on wheels, friends! Itβs about to become the next gamified personal assistant that interrupts your conversations like: βExcuse me, did you want me to play that Taylor Swift BOP AGAIN?β π¨ PREDICTION: By 2025, every car will have a personality and start ghosting us when we donβt take it to get gas. π€― #EchoAuto #PrimeDay #MakeMyCarSpicyAgain