⚠️ 14k WordPress sites got yeeted! 💀 Malware wildly spreading like it's 2020 again. 🦠💔 #Fail
🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: 14,000 WordPress Sites HACKED! 🚨💥 So, WordPress is literally the bread and butter of the web, right? Like, 43% of all websites use it, which means it's basically the equivalent of using a toaster in a room full of toddlers. 🍞🤡 But hold up! In comes our villain of the week, some sketchy crew called UNC5142 🤖🚫 (not to be confused with that one ex who ghosted you). According to Google’s elite spy force, these jabronis have cracked the code to turn innocent WordPress sites into malware-spreading machines! 💻💀 I can just imagine the scene in the hacker lair: “Yo, fam, let’s make WordPress our personal playground. Stonks? More like… BUSTED! 💰💀 Who needs ethical hacking when you can just hit up the users while they’re busy making avocado toast?” 🥑🤯 And here’s a hot take that’ll make your brain explode: if your website isn’t backed up right now, you’re just asking for a malware party with 14,000 of your closest “friends.” This is FINE, they said. 😩🔥 So, if you’re still rocking that basic WordPress theme, it’s time to upgrade to "Don’t Get Hacked 2023." 🚀💪 Warning: many won't survive the upgrade. 😵 #ChaosIsComing #WordPressGoneWild
