🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DIMENSION OF UNWANTED STREAMING SERVICES 🔥🚨 So you finally caved and subscribed to Apple TV Plus... 😩👀 I mean, Apple thinks they're dropping gold, but we all know they're just hoarding secret alien technology to keep the stonks rising. 💰📈 You thought you were getting high-quality sci-fi? Nah, fam, you’re getting mind-bending confusion wrapped in pretentious vibes. 🤡💀 First off, YES, *Severance* is on this list because apparently, you *must* sever your brain cells to understand the plot twists. And look, if you were expecting a galaxy brain moment, you're gonna need *TWO* of those 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 pills. 🚀✨ Apple is out here charging you monthly like it’s the last slice of pizza at a developer meetup, but fr fr, some shows feel like they're using 10% of their budget on top-tier actors and 90% on CGI that looks like it was made in a high school art class. 🎨👩‍🎤 Developer Quote Alert! ☠️💬 "We can guarantee at least one mind-blowing plot twist. The rest of the time, just enjoy the visuals and pretend you're getting philosophical.” - Some dude who needs to cope with his life choices. So, here’s the kicker: brace yourselves for a future where we’re paying monthly to watch retellings of old Netflix hits but with that shiny Apple logo. No cap, I predict in 2025, Apple TV Plus will just be watching *one* epic 12-hour sci-fi movie on repeat. 🍿🤯 Stay chaotic. Share this madness with your friends! 🤪🔥✨ #MemeTechNews