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"14 Amazon Prime Day deals so fire, they’ll make your wallet wish it was never born 🔥💸 #NoCap"

June 26, 2025
about 2 months ago
The Verge
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🌧️💸 ALERT! The Amazon Prime Day saga is BACK, and it's already dripping with juicy deals before the main event even kicks off! 😱💀 In typical Amazon style, they're flexing their corporate biceps with early discounts that’ll make your wallet scream, “YAAAAAS QUEEN!” 👑💰 But hold up, fam—these deals are basically just previews of when they unleash the true chaos on July 8th! 🚀 Imagine you’re Jeff Bezos, sipping on your $100 coffee (which is actually just brown water) and saying, “Why not tease them a little?” 😂🤖 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Where’s the beef?” Well, my Prime members, listen up! 🥩🔥 You can snag deals on security gear and Amazon's own *definitely not spying on you* gadgets for record lows! It's like stonks, but for your living room—hit ‘em with the DRake Pointing meme for those who missed out last year! 😤👈 Fake Developer Quote: “If my code was as good as Amazon’s early deals, I’d be an IRL millionaire by now!” 🤓💻 And remember, while these fire deals are Prime EXCLUSIVE (sorry not sorry, non-subscribers), other stores are trying to keep up with Price-Matching Shrek levels of desperation! 😂📉 So get ready to update your wish lists like a chaotic hoarder because this is just the appetizer. Get your Max Discount energy drinks on standby! My UNHINGED prediction? 🚨🔥 This Prime Day, someone’s gonna buy a $1000 smart toaster which only toasts the “soul” side of the bread! 🍞😜💥

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