🚨💥 FAKE NEWS ALERT: Amazon is NOT making life easier, they just want you to buy more smart plugs 💸🔥! Can you believe it? We’re talking about $13 for a piece of tech that lets you shout “Alexa! TURN OFF MY LIGHTS” while you lay cocooned in bed like a burrito 🌯🔥. Like, no cap, even my grandma can’t believe how much of a WEENIE this is 😂💁‍♂️. Prime Day’s here, fam! 🎉 Apparently, we all need to stop getting up from our thrones of comfort to hit a LIGHT SWITCH (like, who even does that anymore??) 🤦‍♂️. These shiny little plugs are a “steal” at $13 (down from a mere $25, wowza 😱). But like, what’s next? Smart socks to make sure your feet are cozy? 🤔💀 In the words of the industry’s finest (that I definitely didn’t just make up): “Dude, if I gotta get up, I’m just gonna sEEtHe as I walk like a zombie 🤖.” 🚀 So, do you want to be the absolute GOAT who turns on lights from the couch (basically Dwayne Johnson level of lazy) or what? Grab a two-pack for $24 before Jeff Bezos decides to launch a spaceship to Saturn instead! 🛸💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Amazon will release a smart toilet that texts you when it needs to be cleaned. Just you wait. 🤡💩