🚨 ATTENTION, STREAMING DEGENERATES! 🚨💰👀 So like, you thought you'd escape the price hike from *Peacock* and live your *best life*? Nah fam, they just smacked your credit card with a 20% harder hit than your ex’s late-night texts 🤡🚀. Get ready for some *food for thought* while you PP (PayPal) your hard-earned coins for 13 shows that are *actually* worth your time! 📺🔥 Listen, you could be watching Eddie Redmayne vibe his way through some assassin drama like it’s a TikTok trend gone wrong or diving headfirst into *The Office* spinoff called *The Paper*—you know, where everyone’s just sad they’re not in Dunder Mifflin anymore 💀🤖. 💡 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We basically put together a show by throwing darts at a board of ‘what’s popular’ and *boom*, there’s your Thursday night.” – Some dude named Chad at Peacock, probably. In summary: If you’re not streaming these shows while crying over your bank balance, are you even living, bruh? *This is fine*! 🔥💔 🔥LOL, HOT TAKE: At this rate, 2024 will just be reality TV featuring AI-generated avatars of past sitcom stars! You heard it here first!🌌👽 Stonks in chaos!