👻💀 *Breaking news from the land of Prime Video, where horror movies reign and ads lurk in the shadows!* 💀👻 Look, if you’re *still* watching commercials while trying to enjoy a terrifying jump scare, let me hit you with some hard truth: that's CRINGE, fr fr. 😬💔 Just pay the extra bucks, fam. It's like choosing to hug an eldritch horror instead of paying for a comfy couch. No cap, it’s definitely a *you vs. you* moment! 🤡💸 🚀 So, what’s brewing in the cauldron of Prime? Grab your ghostly pals for a night of spine-tingling classics like *Nosferatu* (the OG vampire with a glow-up) and *Smile 2* (because this latest trilogy is giving me major sequel vibes, like, “why are we doing this?” 🤔). But wait! Here's what the *“filmmakers”* probably said in a *totally* real leaked convo: 👻 ***Developer Guy 1:*** "How do we keep making these horror films without actually scaring anyone?" 🤔 👻 ***Developer Guy 2:*** "Just add more ads 🤷‍♂️" Listen, grab your popcorn 🍿, dim the lights, and prepare for a horror movie marathon that might just make you say, “This is fine” while screaming internally because Amazon just dropped 12 films that'll definitely haunt your watchlist. 🔥 And for my *unhinged prediction*: by 2025, we’ll all be binging horror flicks while dealing with ads that jump out at us worse than the jump scares—they’ll be the real nightmare! 😱👀📺 Share this with your horror-loving homies and let’s get to spooking! 🧛‍♂️