👻🎃 **BREAKING: Amazon Prime Video INJECTS HORROR MOVIES INTO YOUR LIFE LIKE A SARCASTIC VAMPIRE AT A 7-ELEVEN** 🧛‍♂️💀 Get ready to scream (and possibly regret your life decisions) because we've got a list of 12 horror movies that will haunt your Netflix-and-chill plans! 😂💀 Say goodbye to watching “The Office” for the 6,000th time, it's time to embrace the dark side with cinematic gems like "Nosferatu" (a classic that’s older than your grandma) and *Smile 2*—the sequel that asks, “Why?” 🤔🚫 But wait! 🚨 Prime Video is trying to crank the scare factor by slapping ads into your movies like that one friend who just won't shut up during the jump scares. 🤡💔 But don’t you worry, for an additional fee, you can enjoy your horror sans interruptions, because who wouldn’t pay to NOT hear about the latest vacuum cleaner sales mid-scream? 😂💸 🔮 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought it’d be cute to put ads in horror movies. We’re funny, right?” – some poor intern being dragged into a meeting by Jeff Bezos’s ghost 👻💼 So dim the lights, grab your popcorn (or an emotional support pet), and brace yourself for a nail-biting marathon that may leave you questioning your life choices! 🚀🔥 🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2024, we’ll all be wearing VR headsets during horror movies, and you’ll NEVER be able to escape the ads—they’ll inject themselves into your dreams. Stonks? More like sCARe-fund! 📈💀 *Good luck sleeping, fam!* 😱💤