🎁🍔🎉 **2025's Hottest Digital Gift Cards: For Foodies Who Can't Cook!** 🍕🔥 👀 Hey fam, it’s your chaotic tech journalist here, and today we're diving into the digital gift card madness! This year, CNET (whoever that is 🤷‍♂️) released a list of 12 digital gift cards that are supposedly *the* must-have for foodies! Like, bro, are we still doing gift cards in 2025? 😳 💳 **Gift cards? More like gift *hard pass*!!!** The last time I got a digital gift card, I felt like Drake pointing at the "no thanks" meme 😩. Also, can we just take a moment to appreciate how a gift card screams “I literally put 0 effort into this”? 😱 But wait—these aren't just any cards! We’ve got gourmet meals that cost more than my rent 🔥, premium snacks (what's that? 🤔), and cookware that looks like it was forged in the heart of Mount Doom! 🏆 (imaginary developer quote: “Yeah, I just throw it in the microwave... that counts as gourmet, right?” - the *greasy chef*). So here's the real tea: If you’re buying these cards, you're basically handing someone a “please starve with style” ticket! 💀 💥 **Hot take alert**: In 2026, we’ll upgrade to “meal NFTs” that cook themselves while you scroll TikTok. 🚀💰 Mark my words! #Stonks #FoodWarriors #GiftCardChaos