🚨🔥 HOLD ONTO YOUR ALEXAS, FAM! 🔥🚨 The Amazon overlords just dropped *12+ Alexa commands* that you’re 100% NOT using, and it's time to level up your smart home game! 🤖💰 Fr fr, it's about to get wild in here! 🎉💃 🌪️ WARNING: Using these can lead to serious levels of convenience and absolute chaos.🌀💥 1️⃣ “Alexa, read me my life regrets.” 📜 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE*: “Honestly, I don’t know why I’d do that to myself… but I’m here for it.” 😭💔 2️⃣ “Alexa, order an inflatable dinosaur” 🦖 - BRB, 2020 in my living room: “Stonks rising at dinosaur prices!” 3️⃣ “Alexa, play sad music” - Because let’s be real, sometimes we just wanna vibe while crying about our decisions. 🎶💔 This is fine. *Drake pointing at an emotional breakdown for the algorithm* 😂 4️⃣ “Alexa, tell me a dad joke” - For when your parenting skills are on the line. 🤦‍♂️ "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was OUT-STANDING in his field!" Get it? LMAO! So there you have it—these commands are literally THE G.O.A.T. 🐐 Don’t be a boomer—*try these commands today and get absolutely wrecked by how much easier your life becomes*! 👀 HOT TAKE: Before 2024, Alexa is gonna start roasting you back when you ask it to order Taco Bell. “Are you SURE you wanna go back down that path?” 🍔💀 Spread the madness! ✌️🔥😱