🌊💦🚨 ALERT, DISHWASHER WARRIORS! 🚨💦🌊 Hold up! Before you start treating your dishwasher like the magic portal to clean dishes, we need to SLAY some common misconceptions! 👀🔥 You might be tempted to chuck everything in there like it’s a TikTok challenge ( #DishwasherChallenge 😱), but let's not be the next episode of "This is Fine" while our beloved utensils melt like ice cream on a summer day. 🍦☠️ Here’s the tea ☕️: 🤖💡 *Leaked quotes from a dishwasher developer say* “We designed it to KILL germs, not your favorite mug!” Don’t throw your favorite grandma’s china in there like it’s just another piece of Tupperware! 🚫🥴 So, what NOT to toss in the dishwasher? Here are the BIG NOPEs: ⚠️ 1. Wooden items – Bye-bye, bonding time with Grandma! 🪵💔 2. Cast iron – That’s not a hot tub for your pans, fam! 🥵 3. Plastic that’s not labeled dishwasher safe – A recipe for disaster! 😱🎭 4. Confetti (we're not kidding) – Get your life together! 🎉🙅‍♂️ So next time, THINK before you toss like Drake pointing to the “no” section. 🔥🍕 You can save the planet AND your sanity! 🌎💰 Prediction: In 2025, Elon Musk will launch a "Dishwasher 2.0" that can do your taxes and roast your ex. 🛸💀🍴 #DoomedToDream 💭💭