👻👁️😱 **BREAKING: Prime Video is Haunting Your Streaming Life!** 😱👁️👻 🚨 📺 Cringe Alert! Prime Video has dropped 11 horror movies and they’re *so* good that even Dracula is like, "Damn, I need a subscription!" 😂🧛‍♂️ Let's spill the tea, fam! ☕️💀 If you’re not into vintage vibes, they got Nosferatu (style icon, low-key). It's black and white, so your parents will love it. 💥 And then there's **Smile 2** – it’s like the sequel no one asked for but here we are 🤡. Word on the street (leaked from a developer 🤖): “We just slapped a new character in there because audiences love pain.” Oh, and get this: watching ads is mandatory unless you wanna cough up extra cash, *aka* a double dose of horror! 😱💰 (Y’all ready for those jump scares AND cringe commercials?) 🔥 So dim the lights, grab that popcorn like it's your last meal 🍿🔥, and get ready to feel the chills! You've got monsters, creepy girls, and maybe even your ex lurking in the shadows – eat your heart out, Netflix! **Prediction:** This is only going to lead to a new genre: horror ads! Get ready for *commercial horror*! They are going to make you scream for that 9-second ad break! (Fun fact: I’m chilling with the *Galaxy Brain* meme over here just thinking about it!) 🌌🔮 #PrimeScares #AdBreakNightmares #StreamingChaos