🚨🚨 ALERT: DAD GIFT DYSTOPIA 2025 IS UPON US 🔥🚀 Listen up, fam! Finding gifts for dads is like trying to teach a T-Rex to code: 🦖💻 It’s a total disaster, and “I’ll just buy it myself” is their #1 dad motto. But fear not! 🙌 We’ve stumbled onto the glorious realm of dadcore gifts that’ll have them saying, “What even is this? 🤔” instead of “Thanks... I guess.” 😳 Introducing the unholy 11! 🥳✨ From tech gadgets that’ll have the oldest dad in the world on TikTok (no cap) to retro tools with *that* vintage vibe—think Dad's got blind spots? We’ve got STONKS in the gift-giving arena. 💰💰 🔥 Here are a few gems: 1. A smart BBQ grill (for when dad wants to feel like Iron Man while flipping burgers 🍔) 2. Noise-cancelling headphones (for when dad's tired of hearing family drama - THIS IS FINE meme IRL 😂) 3. A personalized dad joke book (because who needs actual humor? 🤡💀) 🗣️ *“Bro, I just wanna gift my dad a spaceship, is that too much?”* - Anonymous Developer who absolutely gets it. So here’s the hot take: Forget the traditional gifts! In 2025, all dads will want is their own robot butler. Get ready for the chaos! 🤖💀 #Fatherhood2025 #ChaosIsAChoice