
โ$10B startup said โvibe-codeโ or get vibed out ๐๐ธ Now Iโm a coding guru, no cap! ๐ฅ๐โ
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: I VIBE-CODED FOR A $10 BILLION STARTUP AND I DIDN'T EVEN BRING MY LUNCH! ๐ปโจ You heard that right, fam! I hit up Notion (yes, the one you use to organize your procrastination) and told them, โYo, lemme vibe-code for ya!โ ๐ค๐ And they were like, "Sure, we just need someone to throw ideas at our AI until it wakes up and writes a bestseller." ๐๐ธ But legit, the moment I got there, I felt like I was entering a chaotic dream where coding meets vibing. Bye-bye syntax errors, hello โvibe checkโ! ๐คก Everything was an *experience*โkinda like that one time you tried explaining blockchain to your grandma. ๐ฅด Notionโs crew was all about that AI-assisted magic. I mean, they were vibin' harder than your friend who just discovered crypto and believes they're the next Elon Musk. ๐๐ฐ โItโs all about the *energy*, dude!โ said one developer, who Iโm pretty sure was also using an incense burning app for debugging. ๐ฅ๐ Mark my words: In 2025, every meeting will start with a โhit it with your best vibeโโand anyone who disagrees is just a hater of the future! #VibeCheck2025 ๐คฏ๐ This is fine. Everything is fine. ๐ป๐ฅ
