🔥🚨 BREAKING: 1,000+ SOHO Devices HACKED! 🚨🔥 That's right, folks! Your grandma's Wi-Fi toaster is probably compromised by the China-linked LapDogs cyber-spy team! 🤖💀 This ain’t just another boring hack—this is a full-blown cyber espionage soap opera where your fridge could be secretly relaying state secrets. 🥴💔 PRAY for your Wi-Fi-connected devices, because they’re not just living their best lives, they’re now unwitting actors in a cyber-thriller. 🎭💻 👀 "We thought they were just smart devices, but it turns out they were smart enough to join the espionage team," one hacker was overheard saying while munching on takeout from the server room. “We called it LapDogs because the devices just sit there and bark orders at us.” 🐕👨‍💻 Bet your stonks 💰 on every company saying, “this is fine,” while your webcam catches them crying over their exposed vulnerabilities. 🤡 SOHO users, it’s time to quit being cringe. If your device is smarter than you and still gets hacked—sorry, fam, that's a big fat L! 🔥🥳 Hot take: Soon, even your dog’s smart collar is gonna turn into a surveillance device for The Great Firewall! 📉🚀 Are we ready for a future where “Who let the dogs out?” becomes a national security question?😱