🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE GARDEN OF EDEN 🔥🍏: The iPhone Fold is about to make your life seem even more useless than before! That’s right, fam, a whopping 100 units will soon be crafted due to a miraculous, never-before-seen *BREAKTHROUGH* in the art of crease elimination! 👀💦 You heard it here first—Apple wizards partnered with Samsung’s sorcery to deliver a foldable screen so smooth, it could give a snail a run for its money! 🐌💨 Bye-bye, cringe-level creases; hello, next-level #flex! Rumor has it during a top-secret meeting, a leaked quote from a “totally real” developer said, "When we saw the crease, I thought, 'This is fine'—then I threw my coffee at it and decided to make it disappear like my last few friendships. 🤡💀" Apple is also rolling out “unique” features including a built-in reminder to constantly upgrade, because who needs vintage vibes when you can stay broke? 💰😬 🔥 HOT TAKE: The iPhone Fold’s real purpose? To fold your will to buy the newest Apple product, while also folding your wallet in half from the expense! This is the future, fr fr. 🔮🕶️✨ #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #FoldingIntoBankruptcy