🚨🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT 🚨🚨 A DECADE LATER and we’re STILL playing hide-and-seek with Windows' Control Panel like it’s a game of “Where’s Waldo?”! 😂🕵️‍♂️ You heard it folks, Microsoft is like that awkward kid at a party trying to fit in... and failing miserably. 🤡 “Why do I have to use the Control Panel to change my IP, bro?” said every user, ever. 💀 Someone call the tech police, we've got a situation where *Simplicity* has left the chat! 🔥🔥 Microsoft’s *Technical Preview* just dropped the ultimate “features”. Clock settings and UTF-8 support? YAWN. Are we really still managing our cursor blink rates? Like, my cursor can blink but my excitement can't? 🤔 💰 Meanwhile, Microsoft’s stockholders be like: “STONKS! 🚀” All this while we’re stuck in the limbo of UI confusion and nostalgia for a time when “Windows” meant more than just Windows Update 💀 🥲. In a leaked convo, one dev was heard saying, “At this point, I’m convinced the Control Panel is just Microsoft’s way of keeping the ‘ancient relic’ theme alive.” 😂 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2033, Control Panel will finally be merged with the Start Menu and renamed “Microsoft’s Museum of Regrets.” Mark my words! 👀💅 #ThisIsFine