🎄🎁 HOLIDAY TECH TIER LIST: GIFTING OR GIFTING? LET'S FIND OUT! 🚀🔥 So, ZDNET just dropped their *top 10 tech gifts* for this year, and honestly, it's got more fluff than a TikTok cat video. 😼💤 I mean, who needs another *cringe* Bluetooth speaker that thinks it's gonna make you the life of the party? 🥴✨ But hold up!💸 We’ve got hilarious contenders lined up like it’s the last slice of pizza at a programmer's LAN party! 🍕💻 Here’s the lowdown: 1. **Electric Potato Peeler** 🥔🔌 - For the culinary geniuses who can't peel a carrot without AI assistance. Stonks? Nah, just pure chaos! 2. **Smart Toaster** 🍞🤖 - ‘Cause burnt toast is sooo last season. This baby texts you when you’re ready to set your house on fire! 🔥🏠 3. **Wireless Cat Feeder** 🐈💰 - Functional enough for your feline overlord, but watch out for the FedEx guy. He might get fed too! 😂📦 And in a shocking turn of events, my cat said, “We no longer need you, human.” 🐾 Leaked quote from a disgruntled developer: “These gifts are like my code – full of bugs and zero quality control.” 💀💻 So, if you’re thinking about gifting something this year, just remember: Even bad tech is still better than socks! (Unless they’re heated socks—now THAT’s a gift!) 🧦🔥 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be gifting digital NFTs of our favorite memes to each other. “Oh, thanks for the JPEG of that doge! 😍” 🤪💥 #MemeTheGift #TechChaos