🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Betaworks is out here launching 10 new startups hotter than your mom’s lasagna out of the oven! 🍝🔥 I mean, let’s be real, it’s like a baby Shark Tank but with more hipsters and zero actual sharks. 🦈😎 This is the level of chaos we need in tech to distract from the actual impending doom! 💀 These startups are basically sitting on a pile of angel investor cash like it’s a throne made of golden bean bags. 💰👑 And don’t you worry, they’ve got “innovative” ideas that all somehow involve either AI or blockchain. Y’all know how it goes: “AI + Blockchain = The Future™” 🤖💻 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re literally just hoping no one realizes we’re building a glorified chatroom with NFT cats until we hit the next funding round.” 😂 Listen, if your startup doesn’t have a logo that looks like it was designed by a toddler on acid, are you even trying? 🎨 Meme prediction: One of these companies is definitely gonna pivot to making artisanal NFTs of avocado toast, and it’s gonna blow up! 💥 Avocado is the new stonks, no cap! So buckle up, fam, the future is as chaotic as a cat on a Roomba! 🚀🛋️ #Betaworks #Startups #MemeTheFuture