🚨🎭BREAKING: 10 npm Packages Caught SLIPPING on Your Credentials!!! 💀😱 👀 Get ready to wake up from your “I’m just here for the free coffee” slumber because cyber boogeymen are lurking in your shiny npm packages like they just walked out of a horror flick! 🎬💻💥 Y’ALL, we’ve got a *fancy* rogue’s gallery of 10 npm packages that are stealing your developer credentials like it’s Black Friday for hackers! 🛍️💰 According to some random cybersecurity researchers (probably working in their mom's basement?), these malicious packages are flexing FOUR layers of obfuscation! Like, bruh, do you even lift? 💪😂 It’s like an Inception movie, but instead of dreams, it’s your bank details. And get this: they throw up a fake CAPTCHA that screams “I’m not a robot!” 🤖 But honey, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it ain't no swan, okay? 🦢🚫 A “developer” allegedly said: "I thought it was just another package for my React project, but now I'm finding my identity on the dark web - why can't I just live in peace?" 😭📉 So, fam, stay woke! And remember, if you’re still using npm without checking for back doors, you might as well post your passwords on Reddit and ask for feedback on your choices. #StonksUp #ThisIsFine 🔥Prediction: By 2025, npm will just be a fancier version of Tinder—swipe right for malicious code and left for the clean stuff. So, are you gonna install that shiny package or keep your soul intact? 🤯🚀