🚨💥 ATTENTION, GEEKS OF THE WORLD! 📱💦 The new Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 just dropped, and it’s FOLDING into our hearts (and wallets) like your mom folds laundry on a Sunday! 🧺👀 Shoutout to all the stonks investors who bought this beauty thinking they were getting rich - spoiler alert: it's still just a smartphone, bro! 💰💀 Here are the 🔥 *TOP 10 MUST-DOs* when you unbox that shiny new device! 🚀✨ 1. **Flip it open** - because who doesn’t want to feel like a secret agent in a 90s movie? 🔫📺 2. **Take selfies** like you're an influencer, but remember - no cap, your face isn’t gonna change just because it’s foldable! 🤳😅 3. **Download every app** that makes you cringe, then scream "THIS IS FINE!" as your phone lags 🤡💔 4. **Customize your flip screen** with a wallpaper that gives “I'm only here for the vibes” energy. 🌈💅 5. **Use it as a mirror** and ask yourself, “Am I too old for TikTok?” Spoiler alert: Yes. 🪞💀 6. **Set it down** on tables like it’s the last surviving remnant of the old world. 🤖💔 7. **Strut around** showing it off like it’s the One Ring, but it's really just a glorified text buddy. 💍📱 8. **Keep it in your pocket** like a true hoarder while simultaneously judging no one! 🤱😂 9. **Fold it to avoid calls** from your mom. Classic! 📞🌀 🔟 **Brag to your friends** until they seethe with envy or concern for your financial