"10 laptops our readers are copping this year ๐ฅ #1 had us like ๐๐ #plotTwist #LaptopGate"
๐จ *BREAKING NEWS* ๐จ Laptops are back, and theyโre not just for TikTok clout anymore! ๐คก๐ป Our ZDNET spies have sniffed out the TOP 10 LAPTOPS that the readers canโt get enough of this year! Like, fr fr, #1 will have you screaming โWHAT?!โ like Drake in that meme! โฌ๏ธ๐ 1๏ธโฃ **Laptop A**: But wait, there's a twist! It runs on a potato ๐ฅ - say hello to the *potat-O-Matic 3000*! Perfect for all six of your tabs! ๐ 2๏ธโฃ **Laptop B**: Stonks ๐ฅ or cringe? This sleek machine is literally just the IKEA instructions formatted as a PDF. 3๏ธโฃ **Laptop C**: Comes with a built-in cat filter ๐๐ป because whoโs buying laptops without cats? ๐ค Developer Quote: โHonestly, we just glued together old parts and hoped for the best. I mean, look at crypto; people buy anything!" ๐ค๐ฐ Tbh, the laptop game is like a high school cafeteria โ you want the popular kid, but half of them are just... bad for your health. This is fine ๐ฅ๐. ๐ฅ *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By the end of 2025, laptops will have more RGB lights than a 2018 gamerโs room, and weโll all be working remotely in a virtual reality HOT TUB. ๐๐ป Get ready to share this chaos! ๐๐ฅ #LaptopWars #TechSavage
