🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨 Laptops are back, and they’re not just for TikTok clout anymore! 🤡💻 Our ZDNET spies have sniffed out the TOP 10 LAPTOPS that the readers can’t get enough of this year! Like, fr fr, #1 will have you screaming “WHAT?!” like Drake in that meme! ⬆️👀 1️⃣ **Laptop A**: But wait, there's a twist! It runs on a potato 🥔 - say hello to the *potat-O-Matic 3000*! Perfect for all six of your tabs! 📅 2️⃣ **Laptop B**: Stonks 🔥 or cringe? This sleek machine is literally just the IKEA instructions formatted as a PDF. 3️⃣ **Laptop C**: Comes with a built-in cat filter 😂😻 because who’s buying laptops without cats? 🎤 Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just glued together old parts and hoped for the best. I mean, look at crypto; people buy anything!" 🤖💰 Tbh, the laptop game is like a high school cafeteria – you want the popular kid, but half of them are just... bad for your health. This is fine 🔥💀. 💥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By the end of 2025, laptops will have more RGB lights than a 2018 gamer’s room, and we’ll all be working remotely in a virtual reality HOT TUB. 🛁💻 Get ready to share this chaos! 😜💥 #LaptopWars #TechSavage