🚨✨BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced aluminum slabs!✨🚨 So you think your iPad is the ultimate productivity machine? 🤡💻 THINK AGAIN! 🤯 Welcome to the *ACCESSORY REALM* – where your 2025 iPad can transform from “meh” to “OMG, I’m an exec now” with just a couple of upgrades. 💪✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're just trying to make it feel less like a glorified calculator." 😂💔 🤖💰 First up, grab a Magic Keyboard cover. It’s like putting your iPad on a throne that costs more than your rent! 🏰💸 #Stonks 💸🤑 *Drake voice*: "This keyboard, NOPE. This keyboard, YUP!" And don’t fight me on this – if you’re still using that worn-out Apple Pencil tip, you’ve got more problems than just bad tech choice, fam. 🔥🤯 Let’s not forget stand options, because we all know you need to watch TikToks at 180° (the pro angle) while pretending to work. 😩📱 *Hot Take Alert* 🚀: By 2026, Apple will drop an iPad that’s literally just a piece of glass and charge you an extra $500 for “advanced viewing experience.” 🤡💀 It's like Minority Report, but for broke tech bros. COPE & SEETHE, losers! 💥🙌 Now GO FORTH and accessorize like your iPad literally depends on it! 🌌🌈🔥