🔥🍕BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL PLANT PALS!🍆🚨 You think you’re munching on salads and sipping wine like a classy herbivore? Think again, fam! 💀💔 It’s time to pull back the curtain on your favorite foods hiding the *sneakiest animal byproducts* like they’re the final boss in a vegan dungeon crawler! 🎮💀 1. **Wine** 🍷 – Swerve that pour like Drake! This drink used animal-based fining agents. Sorry, but your Ferris Bueller's Day Off drinking vibe just got dunked in a pit of doom. Let’s just say the grapes have some dark secrets. 😱🤐 2. **Vegetable Soup** 🥣 – You mean that bowl of green goodness isn’t a bunny hugger? This ain't Shrek’s swamp, my dude. 😅💩 3. **Tortillas** 🌮 – LMAO imagine flipping a tortilla on your air fryer only to find out it contains lard. Bro, you might as well throw it in the trash with your dreams of a meat-free world. **Developer Quote:** “When I found out about the tortillas, I just stared at it like it just announced it’s the ‘Zuck’ of carbs.” - 🤖 "Your friendly neighborhood vegan sabeer" 🙃 So what’s next? Is your avocado toast secretly just a fancy piece of toast? 🤔🔥 The food industry is playing 4D chess while you’re stuck in checkers. **Hot Take:** I predict that in 2024, they’ll invent a “vegan wine” made from unicorn tears. 🦄💧 *And you WILL pay $50 for that glass. No cap.* Spread the chaos! 🚀💥 #VeganMysteries #FoodTheft