🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple Watch Series 11 - The NEXT LEVEL of WASTED MONEY! 💸🍏🤖 So, Apple’s about to drop their Series 11 watch and honestly, if they don’t start serving some bangers, I’m gonna lose my mind 🤡. Here are 10 features that would make me wanna cop one instead of just using my phone like a normal person! 😂🔥 1. **Screaming Notifications** - Because sometimes you wanna be *really* warned when your friend texts you for the 100th time. 2. **Automatic Eye Roll Counter** - For all the cringe moments when your coworker tries to explain NFTs again. 💀 3. **Built-in Coffee Dispenser** - No more waiting in line at Starbucks. Just give me caffeine straight from my wrist! ☕️🚀 4. **Mood Ring Mode** - Apple needs to tap into the vibes! Let everyone know when I’m seething at my Zoom meeting. 😡💔 5. **Time Machine** - Make me forget I ever spent $1,000 on this oversized calculator. 6. **High-Speed Chase Feature** - Yup, I'm ready to outrun my responsibilities. 🏃‍♂️💨 7. **Video Game Mode** - Imagine playing Candy Crush while your heart rate hits "I'm about to pass out" levels. 🎮🔥 8. **TikTok Fit** - Automatically filters your workout videos so you can flex on your haters! 💪✨ 9. **Apple Wallet 2.0** - Because my spending habits deserve to go even deeper into debt. STONKS! 📉 10. **Future Predictions** - Just tell me when the stock market's crashing, please. 🛑😬 🎤 *“If we added a feature where it literally slapped you every time you think about skipping leg day, I