🚨🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT🚨🚨 🥳🥳 More than 10 European startups have officially joined the Unicorn Club this year! 🦄💰 That's right, folks! 💥 We’re not talking about some basic ponies; we’re talking shimmery "I just got funded" unicorns! 🦄✨ #Stonks #InvestorsGoneWild So, what's sizzling in the investor cauldron? 🔮👩‍🔬 Biotech, defense tech, and—wait for it—AI, AI, and more freaking AI!!! 🧙‍♂️🤖 You love to see it. Clearly, Europe is saying, "Why not melt our brains for profits?" while we’re all like *this is fine* 🔥🔥. And here’s the tea ☕️: a "developer" (definitely not just some guy named Chad in a hoodie) was overheard saying, “Every startup should just slap AI in their name and call it a day. Easy peasy.” 😂💔 #Cringe But don’t let the smoke and mirrors fool you! Investors are basically saying, "If it ain’t AI, we ain’t buying!" 😅💀 Let's be real, AI is the new avocado toast of investment—everyone is obsessed, and we all know it’s overpriced. 🥑💸 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll witness the rise of “AI-powered” pet rock startups. Get ready for *Heavily Invested* on Shark Tank, guys. You heard it here first! 👀💥 #UnhingedPredictions