🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE CODING DIMENSION🚨: *Hold onto your keyboards, fam!* After 60 HOURS with ChatGPT Codex—yep, that code-slinging AI that’s probably judging your spaghetti code harder than your mentor—I've unlocked the 🔥10 SECRET HACKS that’ll save you from being the *ultimate code noob*! Let’s dive into this tech saga that’s juicier than your late-night Taco Bell run! 🌮💣 💻✨ **EXCLUSIVE LEAKED DEV QUOTES**: “Pair programming? More like pair *frustration*! 🤡🤡” - Anonymous Dev 🍕😩 1. **Master the Art of “Why Won’t You WORK?!”** - If it doesn’t compile, blame it on the cosmic interference of Mercury retrograde. 😅♒ 2. **Get Ready to “ChatGPT, Please Don’t Roast Me”**: It’s basically *Drake pointing* at your mistakes but with an AI twist. 3. **Stonks** 💰📈: The more you use Codex, the more you feel like a coding GigaChad, but also like this: 😱🔥 4. **AI Psychic Powers** 🧙‍♂️🤖: Codex can predict your next function call better than your ex did while ghosting you! 5. **The ChatGPT Codex Dependency Syndrome**: You start asking it what to eat next because, let’s be honest, coding is one long existential crisis. 🍕💬 In conclusion, **code smarter, not harder**… and remember: one day we’ll all be coding in the metaverse, and our only limit will be how many tacos we can stack before the inevitable burrito apocalypse! 🌮💥