💡🗣️ Yo fam, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to unleash the dark magic of ALEXA! 🔮💜 If you ain't exploiting your Alexa like a free trial of Netflix, are you even living? 🤔😏 Here’s the tea: Amazon dropped the virtual assistant that you use to play “Baby Shark” while pretending to work from home, but it’s hiding some absolute GEMS under the disco ball! 🌈💃 Here are 10+ Alexa THOUGHTS that’ll make you feel like a tech wizard living in 3023. 🚀🤖💸 1. **“Alexa, turn on my turbo procrastination mode”** - Just kidding, it’s not a real command, but you can make it feel like it! 😏 2. **“Alexa, tell me a dad joke”** - Brace yourself for cringe as it serves you humor that your dad wouldn’t even laugh at. 😂💀 3. **“Alexa, what’s the stonks mood today?”** - She’ll either say “invest” or throw you a meme of the stock market crashing. Good luck! 📉🔥 Some devs are saying, “Bruh, if I found out Alexa could summon pizza on demand last week, I wouldn’t have eaten that sad sandwich!” 🍕🥪 So get on it, bozo! Don't sleep on these commands. The robots are coming for our jobs, but they’re also here to help us vibe. 🌌💯 🔮 And if you ask me, one day we’ll be telling Alexa to launch the nukes as our last form of rebellion against capitalism! 💣💥 🔥 Stay chaotic, my friends! 👽