🚀✨💰 WAKE UP CALL, FAM! 🚨 Did someone say 10+ Alexa commands that’ll make you feel like Tony Stark? 😎💻 Well, prepare to have your mind blown like a balloon at a toddler's birthday party because THIS IS FINE! 😂🔥 Listen up! If your Echo isn’t running your life like a 24/7 butler, what even are you doing? 🤖💔 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just wanted Alexa to be as useful as your buddy who ghosted you after the first date.” 💀💔 Here’s the tea ☕: You could be asking Alexa to: 1. Make you breakfast (no cap, just vision it) 2. Tell dad jokes (prepare for cringeworthy giggles 🤡) 3. Give you daily motivation (as if… but go off, queen!) 4. Control your smart lights (you’re basically a wizard now, fam!) 5. Play your workout playlist (like, I need 1000 more squats to cancel out this pizza! 🍕) Drake's pointing meme energy: 👈 Use these commands or forever be a noob! And here’s your chaotic take: *in 10 years, Alexa will literally run for president* 😂💥💯! Get on the bandwagon NOW or face the consequences of living in a 2010 time warp! Stonks 📈🚀! Time to choose your side in this tech battle, fam! 💀🔥✨