🚨🎉💾 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🚨🎉💾 In a plot twist that makes "The Office" look like a high-stakes thriller, hackers snagged a whopping 1 BILLION records from Salesforce customers! 😱 💀 How, you ask? Well, it’s simpler than your ex’s excuses: SOCIAL ENGINEERING! 🤡 Forget your cyber defenses; these digital bandits just scrolled through your DMs! 🤖 Imagine the cybercriminal meeting going down like this: 🦸‍♂️ Hacker 1: “Yo fam, let’s just send them a ‘hey, urgent update!’ email.” 🦸‍♀️ Hacker 2: “Bet, let me just add a fluorescent ‘FREE COFFEE ☕️’ gif and we’re golden!” And like that, *BAM* — they’ve got all your juicy data! Stonks go up for them while you’re left saying “this is fine” 🔥🥴. But for real, if you think you can coast on “just don’t click suspicious links,” **NO CAP**! If you’re trusting the internet like it's your childhood bestie, you’re gonna have to cope and seethe when the hackers roll in like Drake pointing at your bank account! 💰 Hot take: With social engineering tactics evolving, the next big phishing ploy is probably going to involve AI-generated deepfake voices calling your grandma asking for her credit card! 👀💔 Stay woke, fam! ✌️ #TechMemeMadness