🚨BREAKING NEWS from the Meta-Nauts!🚨 Hold onto your smartphone, fam, because your favorite social media overlord, Mark “Zuck the Real-Life Terminator” Zuckerberg, just announced ✨ Threads is NOW sitting pretty with a sizzling 150 million daily active users! 🔥 That's right, up from 100 million back in December 2024. 🤯 Now, if you thought your timeline was already cluttered with ads, prepare for LITERAL ad-overload! Meta's rolling out ads globally on Threads 🤡💰 and guess what? They're not stopping there! VIDEO ADS are on the horizon like a spaceship ready to abduct your attention! 👽🚀 But wait, there's more! Apparently, some developers are already flipping out like 😱😱: 💬 Developer A: "Zuck, make it stop! I just wanted to tweet memes!" 💬 Zuck: "More ads means more stonks! This is the future!" 📈 And you better bet the TikTok crowd is not ready for a chaotic blend of Threads and TikTok videos colliding like some weird multiverse crossover. 🤯💥 Ready for my hot take? In TWO years, Threads will be a corporate dystopia ruled by algorithmic overlords, and if you're not using video ads to express your emotions, you’ll be DOOMED. 💀 This is fine.