🎉🚀 Zscaler just pulled a major glow-up on Wall Street, peeps! They’re out here flexing those revenue gains like it’s the first day of gym season. 💪💰 After dropping adjusted earnings per share of 89 cents, up from last year's pathetically feeble 72 cents, the stock did what all good stocks do when they get a juice cleanse – it climbed, fam! 📈💀 Imagine Zscaler at festive earnings parties like: "Ayo Wall Street, hold my cloud security lemonade while I flex these numbers!" 😂🔥 Just two percent gains? That's like when your gym buddy says they lost 2 pounds after a month of cryotherapy and kale juice... but hey, it's an improvement? Stonks? 💸💀 "Yo, bro, can you believe Zscaler is that bet you didn’t know you needed?" – some imaginary investor probably said while feasting on Cold Brew and regret. 🤡💔 But honestly, with companies cranking out numbers like a high school mathlete on Red Bull, I predict Zscaler's stock will soon be in the stratosphere or crash harder than your WiFi during a Zoom call. Get ready for some meme-worthy sells that’ll have all the CEOs seething in their corner offices. This is fine? More like *this is Zscaler* 😅🔥 Now tell your friends and hit that share button like it owes you money! 💥👀