🔥🚀 WAKE UP, SLUMBERING TECH NERDS! Zoom's own Eric Yuan and Emergence Capital's Santi Subotovsky are breaking through the SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 like it's the last episode of "Game of Thrones" (but, y’know... without the disappointment) 🍿👀. Join the 10,000+ people who are either in tech or are just trying to flex their LinkedIn connections, and watch as these titans discuss “What Comes After Breakout Success?” 🤔💰 (Spoiler alert: It involves lots of spreadsheets and existential dread, no cap!). Will Eric reveal his secret to surviving the Zoom fatigue apocalypse? Will Santi drop the next crypto hot take? Maybe he’ll say, “Cope and seethe, stonks only go up!” 🤡💸 Leaked developer quote from a disgruntled intern: “YO, if they mention ‘synergy’ one more time, I’m logging off forever. LIKE, literally.” 💀 The real question here is, can I wear pajamas to this thing and still claim I’m a ‘tech influencer’? 🤔✨ 🔮 Here’s a hot take for ya: In 2025, Zoom will replace water coolers AND coffee breaks—mark my words! Get your memes ready, folks! 😂🤖 #DisruptingReality