🚨BREAKING: Zoom CEO Eric Yuan just dropped a bombshell! 💥 He’s out here saying AI is gonna bless us with a 3-4 DAY WORKWEEK! 😱💼💤 What’s next? Are we also getting paid in pizza and cat memes? 🍕🐱 Imagine this: you fire up Zoom for your Monday morning meeting, then just like that, *POOF* 🪄💨 AI handles the whole thing while you sip piña coladas by the beach. 🏖️ You know the vibes. This is either the ultimate glow-up or a straight-up cope! 😂💀 “Honestly, I’m just trying to make sure my kids don’t have to hear my Zoom voice in 10 years,” Eric is probably saying while dodging the *cringe* of endless “Can you hear me?” memes. 🙄🤦‍♂️ Tech bros everywhere are getting galaxy brain ideas like “Stonks to 4-day WFH” 🚀📈 while traditionalists are just seething like, “But how will I micromanage and treat my employees like disposable coffee cups?” ☕💔 Get ready for that hot take: Instead of a 3-4 day workweek, we're just gonna be replaced by AI while everyone pretends to work 24/7. 🥴🤖 Future prediction: We’ll be getting paid in crypto for a side hustle no one understands. 💰💣 GET READY FOR THE CHAOS! 🤡🔥 #Zoom #AIRevolution #TakeMyMoney