💔🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF *FREEMIUM* HEALTHCARE!🚨💔 So your boy, Oliver Kharraz, the CEO of Zocdoc, dropped some absolutely bone-chilling wisdom at the TechFutures conference today! He straight-up said, “Dr. Google is about to get shoved into a dark corner while Dr. AI takes the wheel!” 💉🚀 Listen, fam, we all know Google gives us questionable diagnoses faster than we can say "WebMD is NOT a doctor." 😂 But now we're swapping that digital witch doctor for AI?! What’s next, AI telling you to literally “drink more water”? 💧🤖 Zocdoc has been the popular kid in the healthcare app schoolyard, but let’s be real: navigating the U.S. healthcare system is like playing “Operation” but the patient is your sanity. 🧠💀 "Dude, I just want an appointment without entering a labyrinth of insurance hurdles!" Some leaked developer notes (definitely not written in crayon): "Bro, if AI is gonna diagnose my broken heart, I need it to be more than a glorified stonks meme!" 📈🤡 So here’s my hot take: by 2025, your doctor will be an AI named Dr. Ligma who prescribes TikTok dances as medicine. Get ready to heal through the power of the FLoss! 🕺🔥💊 Share this before your AI doctor diagnoses your sense of humor as terminal!