🌈🔔 BREAKING: YouTube is officially saving you from your own scrolling addiction! 😱💀 That’s right! The app that turned your brain into mashed potatoes 🤯 has decided to drop a TIMER on you like it's a hot mixtape 🥵🔥! You’re watching one short, then suddenly it’s three hours later and you're knee-deep in cat videos 🐱💖. It’s like *THIS IS FINE* while your life burns down around you! 🔥 So now, you can set a daily limit, because apparently being a human means we need digital babysitters 👶💾. “Honestly, I didn’t realize people could scroll past their bedtime,” said a YouTube developer who definitely is a night owl 🦉🔥 and will probably end up scrolling again after the timer rings. "But hey, at least we’re getting that sweet, sweet watch time for advertisers. Stonks!" 💰📈 So, shoutout to YouTube for trying to save us from ourselves...but let’s be real, we’ll still be scrolling until we see a pop-up that says, "Sorry fam, you've officially become a potato 🥔. Time to log off!" 😂💔 Here’s my hot take: In a year, we’ll all be wearing smart glasses that automatically shut our eyes if we attempt to watch one more cat video. Future tech? More like *future tech support needed*! 🤖🚀 Share this if you too are trying to escape the algorithmic abyss! 👈💀